Ya, you read that right. I had violent thoughts toward a young child today. It was all Ally-Mcbeal-Hallucinations in my mind. For a visual. This is what I had in mind for this little blonde bitch child. Let's set the scene, shall we: I was at the YMCA picking up my kid after a good 500 calorie burn--gabbing it up with a fellow mom in the child watch area. I am watching my child move about the room, playing with toys when I see her approach two older girls sitting cross-legged reading a book. Haley stands before them looking at the book they were looking at too. BB: (Snotty voice-to Haley) Ahh What are you looking at? What do you want? Hearing this I slowly move over to Haley to remove her away from this little brat. BB: Go away, leave us alone. At this point, I am staring down this little brat with my meanest-momma-glare. I mean, this was a serious mean mommy look. While I am picking H...
The New Adventures of the Growing Abbott Family