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The Time When I Almost Flung a 5-Year-Old Across the Room by Her Stupid Blonde Pigtails.

Ya, you read that right.   I had violent thoughts toward a young child today.   It was all Ally-Mcbeal-Hallucinations in my mind.   For a visual.  This is what I had in mind for this little blonde bitch  child. Let's set the scene, shall we: I was at the YMCA picking up my kid after a good 500 calorie burn--gabbing it up with a fellow mom in the child watch area.  I am watching my child move about the room, playing with toys when I see her approach two older girls sitting cross-legged reading a book.  Haley stands before them looking at the book they were looking at too.   BB: (Snotty voice-to Haley)  Ahh What are you looking at?  What do you want? Hearing this I slowly move over to Haley to remove her away from this little brat.   BB:  Go away, leave us alone. At this point, I am staring down this little brat with my meanest-momma-glare.  I mean, this was a serious mean mommy look.  While I am picking H...